A Link to my roommate.
- For god sake Melwin would you stop screaming? You're gonna wake up the neighbours! Geez.
I recognized that voice. It was James! But whyyyyy!
- James?! Why are you dressed up like Link?! Do you know how much I love-... I mean, uh, do you know how much you scared me!
- I'm sorry if I startled you Melwin, but did you really have to faint?
That's right. I fainted last night when James got home.
- Just answer my question, why are you dressed like Link? OH! And where the hell are my clothes? Did you change them from me?!
- Calm down! I will explain, but it would be much easier if you could just shut up and let me talk.
So well, we sat down at the table, took a cup of coffee and James started to explain what was going on. Clothes first, then Link.
- Okay, so like you know you fainted last night so I had to drag you to the couch, and then I realized that I was soaking wet and you became soaking wet also. So I changed your clothes and tucked you in.
- Well... don't ever do that again. Now, explain Link.
- So you know I'm a model right?
- Uhm, yeeeah?
- Yes, well I'm not quite like the ordinary male models. Most of my work is based on cosplay, especially from games. And yesterday there was a Zelda themed photoshoot. And that explains why I'm dressed as Link.
- Wait... Cosplay? YOU?
- Yes. Did I never mention that? Well I thought you'd recognize me from the magazines you have.
- What are you talking about? What magazin-...
I had to stop and think for a moment. I have one, and only one collection of cosplaying magazines. If he says the name of that magazine... ooohh dear...
- Zeraphu Cosplay. I think I saw some of those magazines on your bookshelf.
A not so pleasant surprise
"Oh yes, oh Melwin... No, don't stop! Oh my g-god...!"
I could feel her skin underneath my fingernails, I scratch it, felt the blood sipping out. That feeling, the sensation, the lust. Her movements, synchronized with mine, her voice, her body, her fluids... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! Aaand then I woke up. Oh and what's this? A massive boner? Wow, thank you sexual frustrations. No, this can't be happening! I had another dream about her, Laura. The girl I mentioned in chapter one, if you guys remember. That nasty little slut, is she going to haunt my dreams again? Fudge. Anyway, hello again. Welcome to another day of Melwin is going to be a total bitch the whole day. And you're probably have to get your shoulders ready, I'm going to be very mean to James today and he might need that shoulder for comforting. I got out of the sofa with a nasty backache, she wasn't here for real was she? It feels like I've had sex all night... Got out to the kitchen and noticed a note on the table;
"Gone to work, I made you some breakfast!
It's in the fridge.
//James."
Work? And I was planning to be mean to him. Well thanks for ruining that James. What is he, my mother? Oh thank heavens no, my mother hates me. Geez, how will I be able to live with this guy without losing my mind completely? *sigh* But wait, breakfast? I opened the fridge and noticed some pancakes on a plate. GREAT! I ate the pancakes and walked straight back to my room, back to work I guess. But it didn't take too long when suddenly it knocked on the door. What now? I have to move to the door? What a drag. It was the mailman, and he had a package for me!
- I need you to sign here, said the mailman.
I signed the papers and when I was done the mailman held out his hand, did he really expect me to tip him?
- Uhm, right, I said and closed the door.
Woo! A package for me, I wonder who it is from... EVAN!!! Omgomgomgomg what is it?! A new Xbox controller with Mass Effect theme, and two new Zelda shirts! Awesome! Maybe I don't have to be bitchy all day, I mean, now I'm all excited and happy! Until I remembered that dream I had about Laura. Faaach now I lost it all again. But, Zelda shirts, yes. Maybe I should tell you guys about something interesting instead, before you get too bored of me. I actually planned on going out today, I mean really going out. I never do that, I always sit around at home and work. I've actually made plans to see my sister today, it's been almost 2 years since I last saw her. She moved to Germany with mom 5 years ago, and I don't get to see her very often. But she called me yesterday and told me she was in town, so I'm going to see her. Fortunately mom is not with her and that's a big relief since she really seems to hate me. I got dressed and went out, we were going to meet at Luigi's, an italian resturant not too far from here. It was autumn, so it was kind of chilly outside. It kinda felt nice to take a walk since I never do that. There's so many things I've missed in this town, new buildings, they renovated the park and it looks much fresher now. Me and my sister used to spend a lot of time in this park when we were younger, she used to love to chase butterflies, she really loves them. My sisters name is Ashley and she's three years younger than me. She's always been kind of peculiar, at least that's what other people use to think. For me she's just my babysister, whom I love and care about. (Yes, I can be loving and caring too...) She's very mature, and she's also a very stubborn person, just like her big bro. I got to Luigi's and I waited outside for sis. I waited a few minutes but she didn't show up, so I took up my cellphone and called her:
- It's Ashley!
- Hey Ash, it's your big bro, where are you?
- Almost at Luigi's, we can see you!
Wait... We? Don't tell me she brought mom anyway. But, no, it wasn't mom. I saw Ashley, and she were with some guy. Ashley ran up to me and hugged me. Oh I've missed her so much! But who's the dude?
- Mel I've missed you! Oh, Mel, this is my boyfriend Trevor.
BOYFRIEND?!
- Hi, nice to meet you, he said and held out his hand. I didn't want to touch it, but...
- Hi, I'm Melwin, how old are you exactly?
Ashley punched me in the gut, I probably shouldn't had said that, freaking ouch! Trevor stared at me, he probably thought I was weird. But well, I am.
- Mel, be nice to him!
- It's okay babe, I don't mind him asking. I'm 23.
Don't you call my sister babe... And are you fucking kidding me? 23?! I feel that this dinner won't be very pleasant... We went inside the resturant and ordered a table for three. I would've preferred a table for two. So we sat down and ordered some dinner. We talked about everything and nothing. I didn't talk much to Trevor though, didn't like the guy. Ashley got kinda bothered by it and as soon as I almost said something very mean to him she kicked my leg under the table. Ouch. Obviously they met at a party at a friends house in Germany. Ash told me that she fell for him in an instant and I wasn't surprised. She always had a thing for guys that were buff, short dark hair and bright green or blue eyes. After a long and very tense dinner we got up and walked toward my place, Ashley wanted to see my new game collection. Trevor didn't seem too excited about it. Nice. Now I get to talk nerd with my sister and he won't understand a thing! They only stayed for like an hour though, then they had to move on to see Ashleys other friends. Yes! Bye Trevor! And Ashley can stay. Really. Just go.
- I'll miss you Mel! I'll be back soon to visit you I promise, we'll come see you before we leave.
- Does he have to co-...
Ashley stared at me with an evil look; Yes, he'll be here too. Whoopdeefuckingdoo. There's something fishy about this guy and if he ever hurts my sis I will have to break his neck. They both left and as soon as they did, it started raining, a lot. I wonder when James will get home from work... Oh well, time to organize my comic book collection! I sat with them for hours, it was getting very dark outside and I was getting kind of *yawn* sleepy... Perhaps, I should... G-go to... *KNOCK KNOCK* HOLY COW I'M UP! Wait, was someone really knocking or was I just too tired to tell the difference between reality and my imagination? I walked up to the door and opened it... No, freaking, way... There outside the door, stood a guy, dripping wet with an outfit I most certainly recognized. The green cap, the blue eyes, blonde hair... A sword and a shield... LINK?!
- Hi Melwin.
And then I fainted.
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Day 1
Introduction
Hello there, fellow gamers!
And of course, you other people also. This is me, well, used to be me. This photo is from a couple of years ago. I'm older now, my hair is longer, my life has moved forward etc. etc.
But anyway, my name is Melwin O'Donnell. Also known as Mel, or Mel Wins. I'm what people call a nerd, a gamer, a danger for society. One of my personal favorites actually. I don't even know where people got that one from, I got a job. Not that kind of job that normal people usually have, but it's still a job. I work as a game tester, for my friend Evan who is a game developer. Although I work for him, creating games can be a kind of a slow process. And Evan is also out of the country alot, so, yeah. I live in a huge apartment in the outskirts of LA. I spend my days playing games, testing games, play games online, drink a lot of energy drinks etc. Some of my friends comes over every now and then to play games with me. I love my nerd friends. Anyway, one day I was minding my own business and I realized I need to get my hands on some money, and since Evan was out of the country, I could not get it from him. So I walked around in my apartment, thinking to myself, how could I get my hands on some money. When suddenly I walked in to a room which I never got the chance (or the energy) to decorate, so it stood empty. A little lightbuld showed up over my head, and I got an idea. I was going to rent out the room! I got my pen and paper and started to write down what I was going to put in the ad for the newspaper.
Room for Rent.
Hi, I'm a 20 year old guy named Melwin.
I live in a big apartment in the outskirts of LA.
I have a big room for rent, price can be discussed.
Looking for a roomate that has no problem with loud noises in
the middle of the night, bright light and perhaps other guys shouting
at eachother. Other than that, everything is normal.
If you're interested, call me on: … (input number here)
Great! It was settled. I know that was kind of a bad ad, but hey! Guess what, after just one week I got a phone call from someone who was intrested. It was a guy, so I was all like: - Yes! It's yours! Move in right away! Great, I thought, another guy who could join our dark brotherhood of gamers. I told him to stop by the very next day, but when I opened the door... Well, let's just say he didn't look quite like I had imagined. This guy was tall, blonde, kinda skinny and yet muscular, extremely well dressed and smelled awful. (To much aftershave maybe?) I knew right away that this was going to be a whole new experience, when I was going to live with this guy; James, the male model.
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